TF2 is only 20$, bum from your parents/a friend. If you're really desperate you can borrow one of my accounts until you get one of your own.
Dual boot Windows XP with a torrented image. No need for a CD drive when you've got a virtual drive.
TF2 is downloadable once you activate with the CDkey on your steam account. Neato huh?
All your arguments shot down, now you have to play TF2.
